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★ Cold Milk Takes · New Review Every Month · Since 1990 ★

26
Bowls
7.4
Avg Score
2
Felonies
Cinnamon Toast Crunch Mexian Style Hot Chocolate cereal
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Cinnamon Toast Crunch Mexican Style Hot Chocolate

Eaten dry, this is a cocoa-dusted square that forgot its cinnamon. Add milk and it becomes the first chocolate-cinnamon cereal we’ve seen pull the combo off.
9.3
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The rest of the rack

Frosted Lemon Cheerios Cereal Review
  • Fruit

Frosted Lemon Cheerios

Frosted Lemon Cheerios is a competent, sweet, entirely inoffensive bowl that forgot to include the part that makes lemon worth eating. The dust at the bottom did not forget.
6.8
June 19, 2026
5 min crunch
Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal Review
  • Cinnamon, Nostalgic

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

CTC is the cereal equivalent of a hug from someone who knows you’re having a bad day. Eight bites in, you forget you have a job. By bite twenty, you have started a new life.
9.4
May 20, 2026
5 min crunch