
The squares snap exactly the way Cinnamon Toast Crunch squares should. Crunch level: 9.5. Same squares, same Cinnadust, same sound.
The root beer arrives second. It reads as root beer hard candy, not soda, and it sits behind the cinnamon instead of shoving it out of the way. Flavor payload: 9.0. Bowl one leaves you undecided. By bowl three, the pairing makes so much sense you start wondering why it took this long.
Milk transformation: 10.0, and it earns every decimal. The milk left at the bottom tastes like the melted vanilla ice cream at the end of a root beer float. Drink it slowly.
How much float you get depends on the milk. Hot milk take: this is a whole milk cereal, and it’s worth the extra calories. The fat carries that ice cream note in a way lower-fat milk can’t match. Bowl longevity is an 8.5, so the squares hold long enough to finish the bowl before they go soft.
The root beer is hard candy, not soda. If root beer barrels were never your thing, this one is a hard sell, and no amount of cinnamon fixes that. Dry snackability is the lowest mark on the card at 8.0: good from the box, but the milk is where this cereal comes alive. Bowl longevity at 8.5 is solid, not elite. The biggest problem is the calendar. This was a limited summer release, not a mainstay, and it should be.
A 9.0 overall with a perfect 10.0 milk score. This earns a Hall of Crunch designation, and General Mills should make it permanent. FIND A BOX. BUY WHOLE MILK.
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