
The squares hit the spoon with the familiar Cinnamon Toast Crunch snap, and the crunch is the best thing in the bowl by a wide margin. Dense, sturdy, loud. Then the flavor shows up, and it shows up twice. The Cinnadust lands first, the peanut butter shoves in right behind it, and neither one backs down. What should be a partnership tastes like a fight.
The crunch is why this score starts with a 7. The squares hold their structure for ~6 minutes in cold milk, which earns the 8.5 for bowl longevity and keeps the back half of the bowl worth finishing. The milk transformation is where the fight gets worse. The milk picks up cinnamon and peanut butter in roughly equal parts and never turns into anything coherent: sweet, a little nutty, and muddy. We drank it. We did not go back for a second sip on purpose.
Flavor payload is a 7.0, and that number is generous to the concept. Cinnamon and peanut butter should work together. Here they compete for the top spot, and neither flavor gets to be good. Dry snackability lands at 6.5, because straight from the box there’s no milk to soften the clash. The dust situation is also a 6.5, and the box-bottom sediment piles up faster than it should. Cinnamon Toast Crunch has a strong record with its alternate flavors. This one sits in the bottom tier.
The squares earn the 7.5 on their own, because crunch and bowl longevity carry everything the flavor drops. We love what Cinnamon Toast Crunch usually does with alternate flavors, and this isn’t that. BUY THE ORIGINAL INSTEAD.
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